I was on my way to work on new years day this year and was pulled over on the motorway for speeding, the cop breath analyzed me and i was still drunk from the new years party. He basically gave me the option to do what he told me or get locked up and loose …
It was a cold, rainy day. I sloshed around in the water, trying in vain to locate the elusive soccer ball that was somewhere on the field near me. My kit was drenched, and I was shivering with the cold. The rest of my team looked similarly miserable as we tried to put some effort …
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